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[wrests]

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[wrests]

carpet is no substitute for bandages and stitches

[falsecrown]

yes but you have both of those things
i think

[. . . .]

where do you keep your first aid kit

[wrests]

under the bathroom sink
and don't you dare go through my cabinets

[falsecrown]

you can't say that
that is like asking me to go through them

[wrests]

please
you are mature and considerate enough not to do what i'm telling you not to do

[falsecrown]

[conflicted because he now has an obsession with alexei's cabinets, but he also helped himself to his first aid kit?]

and lightheaded
i will not open your cabinets
i may lie down on your carpet though

[wrests]

if lightheadedness is happening you should go to hospital
lying on carpet could be bad

[falsecrown]

i would hate to tell a doctor about a small stab and stupid scratch
i'm sure your kit will do the job
better than the hospital by far

[wrests]

doctors have seen more embarrassing things
maybe
a knife wielding cat won't faze them

[falsecrown]

i think if i were a doctor i would absolutely be fazed
also the knife and the cat were separate
do i have to tell you the story of my night all over again

[he doesn't actually remember if he told alexei anything at all,]

[wrests]

you've told me no story

[falsecrown]

you mean i just let myself into your apartment without telling you why
that doesn't sound right

[wrests]

you letting yourself into my apartment doesn't sound right period
you owe me if you damaged my door

[falsecrown]

your door is perfectly fine
im sure i used a non-destructive spell that is escaping my memory atm
it is your carpet that you may have to worry about

[wrests]

i have already accepted the loss of my carpet
my door too
maybe the spell can return your mind when you explain to my landlord what happened to the door

[falsecrown]

i will blame the evil cat in this hypothetical scenario where your door is damaged
unless they own a cat
does your downstairs neighbor own a cat?

[wrests]

i don't know go ask her
maybe she'll patch you up and you can stop bleeding on my things

[falsecrown]

is this the same neighbor who gave you that sunflower?

[it takes a minute to swipe through the emojis, but felix manages]

😏

[wrests]

i don't know what that means and i don't care to know
don't bother my neighbors

[falsecrown]

😐
you are hopeless
perhaps you should bother them more often if they are sending you flowers

[wrests]

i'd rather she not send me anymore
they keep dying but she keeps sending me more i don't know how many times i have to tell her to stop

[falsecrown]

well
maybe you should take care of them so that they grow up nice and healthy
and that way she will stop sending you flowers to replace your dead ones

[wrests]

i'm rarely at my apartment so i have no time and attention to give to them
i don't like killing them
i don't naturally have the thumb when it comes to plants

[falsecrown]

what if you dried them instead?
you could put them in your expensive tea
im sure the addition will only improve the taste

[doubt.jpg]

[wrests]

what?
i'm not putting cactus in my tea
is this a subtle way of telling me to stick the dead plants i've killed in a place where the sun doesn't shine?