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[wrests]

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[wrests]

anything will die if you don't water it for weeks and you accidentally leave it under the heat vent

( sad! not even alexei is perfect! )

i take responsibility for being bad plant owner

[falsecrown]

[this is so funny]

my god
what if you got a fake cactus next
do you think you are bad enough to kill that too

[wrests]

i think even i the great plant killer am incapable of killing a plastic plant
as proof the one in my kitchen still lives
but i won't get a second because it will clash with the decor

( the german dentist-y decor. )

1 is fine 2 is too much

[falsecrown]

[he would be attacked by the reminder of alexei's decor, except he's already here absorbing psychic damage from it,]

i disagree
another fake plant would be a significant improvement
i feel depressed just bleeding here with one

[wrests]

why have another new extraneous thing in my apartment when the other one is bleeding on my carpet

[falsecrown]

what happened to being below expensive tea but above your carpet

[wrests]

i never said that
i said i accept the carpet is gone