i'm rarely at my apartment so i have no time and attention to give to them i don't like killing them i don't naturally have the thumb when it comes to plants
i think even i the great plant killer am incapable of killing a plastic plant as proof the one in my kitchen still lives but i won't get a second because it will clash with the decor
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you are hopeless
perhaps you should bother them more often if they are sending you flowers
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they keep dying but she keeps sending me more i don't know how many times i have to tell her to stop
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maybe you should take care of them so that they grow up nice and healthy
and that way she will stop sending you flowers to replace your dead ones
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i don't like killing them
i don't naturally have the thumb when it comes to plants
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you could put them in your expensive tea
im sure the addition will only improve the taste
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i'm not putting cactus in my tea
is this a subtle way of telling me to stick the dead plants i've killed in a place where the sun doesn't shine?
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if i wanted to tell you that then i would not be subtle about it
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wait cactus?
you're killing cactus????
how do you kill a cactus they last forever
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( sad! not even alexei is perfect! )
i take responsibility for being bad plant owner
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my god
what if you got a fake cactus next
do you think you are bad enough to kill that too
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as proof the one in my kitchen still lives
but i won't get a second because it will clash with the decor
( the german dentist-y decor. )
1 is fine 2 is too much
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i disagree
another fake plant would be a significant improvement
i feel depressed just bleeding here with one
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i said i accept the carpet is gone