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pics, starters, texts, overflow.
pics, starters, texts, overflow.
did you know that apparently all you need to do to achieve immortality is trap a scarab in a turquoise cup
add some lotus seeds and honey
shake liberally
take out the scarab and preserve it in a glass jar of rose oil
and pray over it for seven days while the sun is in mid-heaven
to think that it would be as easy as tossing scarab salad and finding yourself a nice pickle jar
( 'hello, how are you?' is dead, it's nonsense o'clock. )
add some lotus seeds and honey
shake liberally
take out the scarab and preserve it in a glass jar of rose oil
and pray over it for seven days while the sun is in mid-heaven
to think that it would be as easy as tossing scarab salad and finding yourself a nice pickle jar
( 'hello, how are you?' is dead, it's nonsense o'clock. )
of course thatโs your first suggestion
you never do anything fun
you donโt ingest it after its pickled
after all the praying you bury it with myrrh and wine
the text says in a flourishing bean field
but maybe a potted plant have the same effect
you never do anything fun
you donโt ingest it after its pickled
after all the praying you bury it with myrrh and wine
the text says in a flourishing bean field
but maybe a potted plant have the same effect
suppose you were cursed in an act of unfathomable cruelty by an outwardly beautiful but internally vile witch of a woman to have a chorus of infernal screaming sound from your mouth whenever you tried to open it
what would your first course of action be
other than pantomiming apology to said witch
what would your first course of action be
other than pantomiming apology to said witch
if you consider vampirism immortality-lite its been fun so far
this translation doesnโt specify
only that it has to be abundant in yield
you donโt read greek do you
this translation doesnโt specify
only that it has to be abundant in yield
you donโt read greek do you
learn sign language
do you know how unhelpful of a suggestion that is
especially considering i earn the funds needed to make my humble way through this needlessly cruel world with a repertoire of ballads and sweet melodies
not death metal which is the only thing my vocal cords are currently capable of producing
i didnโt do anything
i am an innocent wronged party โน๏ธ
do you know how unhelpful of a suggestion that is
especially considering i earn the funds needed to make my humble way through this needlessly cruel world with a repertoire of ballads and sweet melodies
not death metal which is the only thing my vocal cords are currently capable of producing
i didnโt do anything
i am an innocent wronged party โน๏ธ
what does what i hypothetically did have to do with anything
the problem is that amdusias himself has taken up residence in my larynx and he needs to be expunged
eradicated with extreme prejudice
and preferably quickly i have a date tonight
the problem is that amdusias himself has taken up residence in my larynx and he needs to be expunged
eradicated with extreme prejudice
and preferably quickly i have a date tonight
the only thing i am guilty of if one can be guilty of such a thing is being too good of a friend to let his friend waste the best years of his life on a woman with cascading raven hair and a perfect hourglass figure but a nasty nasty temper
but if the details must be shared
( .... the little speech bubble indicating that jaskier is typing appears for a suspiciously long time )
the night before last geralt and i were at a bar
i was of course was adding a general liveliness to the atmosphere while he was imbibing his weight of beer and becoming surlier by the moment
then of course the witch in question had to show herself beguiling and as beautiful as ever
and poor geralt could not help but stare lovelorn and helpless at her over the rim of his glass
what was i to do suggest that they they reconcile and rekindle their more off than on romance and bring suffering to all
of course not a friend would never do such a thing
sensibly i found the second most beautiful woman at the bar and convinced her that what she sorely needed was a night with the white wolf himself and she would leave his bed sore and stumbling with a new perspective on life
she and geralt hit it off quite nicely after that and it was when she was feeling his biceps i felt a shiver run down my spine and a devilish set of eyes on my back
and for what crime
wingmanning????
this time she has stepped severely out of line and has used her powers to rob the good patrons of the subway of their favorite form of entertainment
but if the details must be shared
( .... the little speech bubble indicating that jaskier is typing appears for a suspiciously long time )
the night before last geralt and i were at a bar
i was of course was adding a general liveliness to the atmosphere while he was imbibing his weight of beer and becoming surlier by the moment
then of course the witch in question had to show herself beguiling and as beautiful as ever
and poor geralt could not help but stare lovelorn and helpless at her over the rim of his glass
what was i to do suggest that they they reconcile and rekindle their more off than on romance and bring suffering to all
of course not a friend would never do such a thing
sensibly i found the second most beautiful woman at the bar and convinced her that what she sorely needed was a night with the white wolf himself and she would leave his bed sore and stumbling with a new perspective on life
she and geralt hit it off quite nicely after that and it was when she was feeling his biceps i felt a shiver run down my spine and a devilish set of eyes on my back
and for what crime
wingmanning????
this time she has stepped severely out of line and has used her powers to rob the good patrons of the subway of their favorite form of entertainment
is a little bit of light reading to round out the education abnormal?
i thought youโd find this interesting
i thought youโd find this interesting
no no no
wingmanning is the gracious and often thankless act of talking up your companion to a potential love interest man woman entity or otherwise so they may view them in their best haloed light
iโm not allowed in the local sandwich shops anyway
something about sticky hands and bread in pockets
( ANYWAY... )
geralt is worse than unhelpful he is amused
he does not appreciate the sound of my voice on a normal day
and likens it to a hot pocket that has taken too many turns in the microwave
busted and fillingless
all air and no substance
wingmanning is the gracious and often thankless act of talking up your companion to a potential love interest man woman entity or otherwise so they may view them in their best haloed light
iโm not allowed in the local sandwich shops anyway
something about sticky hands and bread in pockets
( ANYWAY... )
geralt is worse than unhelpful he is amused
he does not appreciate the sound of my voice on a normal day
and likens it to a hot pocket that has taken too many turns in the microwave
busted and fillingless
all air and no substance
does that mean youโre about to do something heroic and stop me?
you
you know what i think about that callous remark
( thereโs a voice message attached that when played sounds the infernal screaming he has been unjustly cursed with, loud and terrible, and like the gates of hell themselves have opened. )
you know what i think about that callous remark
( thereโs a voice message attached that when played sounds the infernal screaming he has been unjustly cursed with, loud and terrible, and like the gates of hell themselves have opened. )
itโs a matter of when not if
the mithras liturgy is one oddly illustrated source of ritual knowledge
who knows how many more are out there
if helios mithras doesnโt like my offering itโs on to the next
the mithras liturgy is one oddly illustrated source of ritual knowledge
who knows how many more are out there
if helios mithras doesnโt like my offering itโs on to the next
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