wrests | 𝖮𝖯𝖤𝖭

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i'm rarely at my apartment so i have no time and attention to give to them
i don't like killing them
i don't naturally have the thumb when it comes to plants

what if you dried them instead?
you could put them in your expensive tea
im sure the addition will only improve the taste

[doubt.jpg]

what?
i'm not putting cactus in my tea
is this a subtle way of telling me to stick the dead plants i've killed in a place where the sun doesn't shine?

no??
if i wanted to tell you that then i would not be subtle about it

[. . .]

wait cactus?
you're killing cactus????
how do you kill a cactus they last forever

anything will die if you don't water it for weeks and you accidentally leave it under the heat vent

( sad! not even alexei is perfect! )

i take responsibility for being bad plant owner

[this is so funny]

my god
what if you got a fake cactus next
do you think you are bad enough to kill that too

i think even i the great plant killer am incapable of killing a plastic plant
as proof the one in my kitchen still lives
but i won't get a second because it will clash with the decor

( the german dentist-y decor. )

1 is fine 2 is too much

[he would be attacked by the reminder of alexei's decor, except he's already here absorbing psychic damage from it,]

i disagree
another fake plant would be a significant improvement
i feel depressed just bleeding here with one