wrests | 𝖮𝖯𝖤𝖭

plenty of desperate people at the agency but i doubt anyone is foolish enough to help

( maybe if she donated some blood, the old man might assign someone to her. )

is helping a girl achieve a lifelong dream foolish? the job will even come with a nice safety guarantee

i bet the agency doesn't provide that in the contract

come on
you don't need help
you're more than clever enough to do it on your own
so why come to us about it?

maybe i’m tired of being an evildoer at large without a minion to carry out the smaller and less desirable tasks that come along with the occupation

( or maybe she is immortal-lite and kind of lonely... maybe )

but don't minions speak only in ( AHH WHAT'S THE WORD ) nonsense and cause trouble?
you don't want that

i think i’ll weed out anyone speaking gibberish in the first round of interviews
being under four feet with a yellow complexion is an automatic rejection

gibberish that's the word i was trying to remember

how long did it take for you to lose your accent?

it took a couple months to start palatalizing my consonants correctly
but ditching the accent was a necessity
there was a warrant out at the time for an exceptionally pretty bulgarian girl

you don’t like yours?

i think its fine
but not as though i have to hear it so you tell me

i was just curious about your accent

so you are curious about me outside my foolish quest for immortality

i happen to think your accent is cute

i'm curious about your origins and what made you who you are today
your intentions and modus operandi
no different than every subject that i've investigated

( he's just gonna ignore that last message asjlkdsa )

i’ll go ahead and make things easy for you
my intention is to outlive everyone around me
and my m.o. is tearing the throat out of anyone who jeopardizes that
that’s really all there is to it

how original

but you'll live forever
then what

world domination
statues made in my likeness
several mandatory holidays celebrating my triumph over death
nothing too inspired

why haven't you done that yet
it's been how long since you became a vampire?

533 years

i’ve been busy
the statue plans keep getting pushed off

Edited (I FORGOT AN IMPORTANT WORD) 2025-11-07 04:40 (UTC)

you should hurry up
statue construction is at its peak
but theres bigger guns

the statues come after true immortality
which would be fast-tracked with assistance
or at the least an invitation to where the agency keeps all the tomes and fun artifacts