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[wrests]

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[selfinterest]

maybe i’m tired of being an evildoer at large without a minion to carry out the smaller and less desirable tasks that come along with the occupation

( or maybe she is immortal-lite and kind of lonely... maybe )

[wrests]

but don't minions speak only in ( AHH WHAT'S THE WORD ) nonsense and cause trouble?
you don't want that

[selfinterest]

i think i’ll weed out anyone speaking gibberish in the first round of interviews
being under four feet with a yellow complexion is an automatic rejection

[wrests]

gibberish that's the word i was trying to remember

how long did it take for you to lose your accent?

[selfinterest]

it took a couple months to start palatalizing my consonants correctly
but ditching the accent was a necessity
there was a warrant out at the time for an exceptionally pretty bulgarian girl

you don’t like yours?

[wrests]

i think its fine
but not as though i have to hear it so you tell me

i was just curious about your accent

[selfinterest]

so you are curious about me outside my foolish quest for immortality

i happen to think your accent is cute

[wrests]

i'm curious about your origins and what made you who you are today
your intentions and modus operandi
no different than every subject that i've investigated

( he's just gonna ignore that last message asjlkdsa )

[selfinterest]

i’ll go ahead and make things easy for you
my intention is to outlive everyone around me
and my m.o. is tearing the throat out of anyone who jeopardizes that
that’s really all there is to it

[wrests]

how original

but you'll live forever
then what

[selfinterest]

world domination
statues made in my likeness
several mandatory holidays celebrating my triumph over death
nothing too inspired

[wrests]

why haven't you done that yet
it's been how long since you became a vampire?

[selfinterest]

533 years

i’ve been busy
the statue plans keep getting pushed off

[wrests]

you should hurry up
statue construction is at its peak
but theres bigger guns

[selfinterest]

the statues come after true immortality
which would be fast-tracked with assistance
or at the least an invitation to where the agency keeps all the tomes and fun artifacts

[wrests]

i will be truthful
i don't think you should come anywhere near the agency even with an invitation

[selfinterest]

and why is that

[wrests]

some people would kill you
others would be happy to lock you up for good

[selfinterest]

but you don't
want to kill me or send me to time out

[wrests]

i don't kill or detain without a reason
you have yet to give me one

( ignoring everything she's done asdlkjsa )

[selfinterest]

is being a vampire not reason enough
even the most moral of us kill by accident
mind over matter doesn't really work with bloodlust

[wrests]

there are 7 vampires at the agency
should i kill them even though they are nice and hardworking?

what someone is is not a crime

[selfinterest]

so they get to have fun with the artifacts and i don’t
now that’s criminal

[wrests]

obviously because they've proven themselves to be qualified and trustworthy