𝖮𝖯𝖤𝖭 —

[wrests]

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[wrests]

how original

but you'll live forever
then what

[selfinterest]

world domination
statues made in my likeness
several mandatory holidays celebrating my triumph over death
nothing too inspired

[wrests]

why haven't you done that yet
it's been how long since you became a vampire?

[selfinterest]

533 years

i’ve been busy
the statue plans keep getting pushed off

[wrests]

you should hurry up
statue construction is at its peak
but theres bigger guns

[selfinterest]

the statues come after true immortality
which would be fast-tracked with assistance
or at the least an invitation to where the agency keeps all the tomes and fun artifacts

[wrests]

i will be truthful
i don't think you should come anywhere near the agency even with an invitation

[selfinterest]

and why is that

[wrests]

some people would kill you
others would be happy to lock you up for good

[selfinterest]

but you don't
want to kill me or send me to time out

[wrests]

i don't kill or detain without a reason
you have yet to give me one

( ignoring everything she's done asdlkjsa )

[selfinterest]

is being a vampire not reason enough
even the most moral of us kill by accident
mind over matter doesn't really work with bloodlust

[wrests]

there are 7 vampires at the agency
should i kill them even though they are nice and hardworking?

what someone is is not a crime

[selfinterest]

so they get to have fun with the artifacts and i don’t
now that’s criminal

[wrests]

obviously because they've proven themselves to be qualified and trustworthy